Clevons Love Their Cole Slaw!!

The ongoing saga of the hillbilly Clevon family living next door starts a new chapter in 2012. In the fall, of 2011, I made the mistake of doing something nice for the backward hillbilly family by throwing a new football that was errantly tossed over my fence by one of the slackjawed retard children. One of the elder apes took the blame, but I didn’t give a sh*t because after all, I was trying to be nice. For my kindness I was repaid with garbage tossed over my fence. I like Root Beer as much as the next guy, but if you throw crap over my fence, it’s going to make me mad. So I call their landlord, AGAIN, and the landlord does nothing. Fast forward to New Year’s Eve. Just as I go to bed, one of the hillbilly retards goes outside, and fires an automatic CO2 pistol outside my house. I of course have to get dressed and find out. I see the jacket of one of the retards, through the window. Then, I head outside into the freezing cold, and of course they’re gone. Except… One of the primates was at the corner watching me react to everything. This pissed me off, and of course THIS MORNING, I go outside to find more garbage over my fence. So today I called the city about their abandoned junk car on the rental property, and am going to have a tree service cut away all the branches on their tree that go over my fence. I’m then going to send the bill to their landlord. I figure this will get his attention. If there’s one thing I cannot stand, is a bunch of godd***ed morons who deserve to be poisoned like the useless primitives they are. Perhaps I should throw poisoned candy over the fence, or bring them cholera laden blankets. I know primitives hate fire too. Either way, I’m going to get rid of these clowns. I don’t care how.

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