So ever since these fricking retarded hillbillies moved in, they’ve been a pain in the ass. Their kids use my fence like a back stop, and expect me to act like a human Ball-return. When I got fed up, and told them to stop their BS, all of a sudden I’m the bad guy. Then while we were out, one of the tards came into my yard, dropped their lighter by mistake, and left my gas grill on. What amazes me, is yet when we caught them, we were still the bad guys, for not accepting their breaking our fence, and coming into our yard. When we called their landlord, then they started talking smack, which of course irritated the living shit out of me. It’s one thing to be a pain in the ass neighbor, but to act like a bunch of high school drop outs, who have no jobs, er wait… To act like a bunch of losers… No wait that’s not right either. To act like a bunch of retards that were taken to the monkey house and shown how to act like people, and failed, is an annoyance I can’t accept. So I called their landlord again, for the umpteenth time. Sure it might seem petty, and sure it might seem like they’re sucking the life out of me, but the fun part for me is when I called code enforcement about how they have 11 people living in a 2 bedroom apartment. With any luck, I’ll have them all removed. Here’s another picture of the Clevon’s out in their natural habitat. You can see the elder ape behind Captain Ass-crack. They say pictures are worth a thousand words. I’m hoping I win an I-pad 2, as a way of making up for living next to this gaggle of fail.

I took that pic July this last year..but I kid you not..that house has been there and been like for over 20 years… I walked by it at least once a day. And the owners still own it.. refuse to do anything with it (ie rebuild, etc) or sell it. Kinda tragic..kinda fail.