So this one happened back between late December (2010) to early January (2011). Our neighbor who lives in the apartment to the right of ours has moved out and is selling their apartment (they still haven’t sold it). Anyway..so they got an agent who was doing open houses for it. Well..lo and behold…this agent kept steeling our doormat and putting it at the neighbors’ apartment.. I was about ready to go to the neighbors and give them one heck of a rant because I thought they were doing it (I didn’t even know they were selling the apartment)…well I caught that agent finally and made it real clear to her to that unless at some point in the future I authorized her to be an agent to sell MY house she better not be taking our doormat anymore.

I just remembered this neighbor we had in our building that lived on our floor, she would come home every night drunk wearing a huge poofy white fur coat and would sing all the way from the lobby to the elevator to her apartment..so free entertainment right ? Well here’s the price…she would also be urinating all along the hall until she got to her apartment..needless to say..she doesn’t live here anymore and it stunk having her as a neighbor..literally..but I felt worse for the poor guys that had to clean it up.

So, my neighbor says my little dog bit her on the butt while moving heavy landscaping rocks next to our shared iron fence that has slates. There was a small scratch, but definitely no wound. She had to go to the ER two days later for a tetanus shot , antibiotic shot and muscle relaxers for her back and neck due to the dog bite. She then proceeds to tell my insurance adjuster that’s she is already on disability because her neck and back were injured another time. So she was out moving heavy rocks? Hmmm. My adjuster and I laugh every time we have to talk about her!